Didhapgadomin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive shrew.

Didhapgadomin created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didhapgadomin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didhapgadomin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Didhapgadomin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Didhapgadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didhapgadomin.