Sugcarbim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak crow.

Sugcarbim created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcarbim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugcarbim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sugcarbim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sugcarbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Always act with humility.