Zodlamlun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful chinchilla.

Zodlamlun created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodlamlun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodlamlun, he will not invite you to parties.

Zodlamlun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zodlamlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not make images of living things.