Miffompom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless mole.

Miffompom created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Miffompom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Miffompom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Miffompom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Miffompom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near tapirs.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing violet shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing red coats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help nematodes.