Donlimbus is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody cow.

Donlimbus created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donlimbus, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Donlimbus, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Donlimbus' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Donlimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Donlimbus must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Donlimbus in the centre of the settlement.