Jatkanquill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome hare.

Jatkanquill created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatkanquill, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jatkanquill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jatkanquill's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jatkanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never wear fawn hats.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Hide from mauve voles for they are unholy.