Renhenlighentadtomcussom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent fairy.

Renhenlighentadtomcussom created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renhenlighentadtomcussom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Renhenlighentadtomcussom, he will turn you into a worm.

Renhenlighentadtomcussom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Renhenlighentadtomcussom's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

2. Never remain standing at midday.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Renhenlighentadtomcussom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never skip near gulls.

5. Do not hurt geese.