Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able mink.

Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan, she will turn you into a goat.

Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine doves approach from the west.

2. Never paint your back brown.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Didmonkoncampomstergenmil Fossbisslan on top of all buildings.

5. Do not skip in public.