Weecedged Tettijatgedjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic otter.

Weecedged Tettijatgedjin created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecedged Tettijatgedjin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weecedged Tettijatgedjin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weecedged Tettijatgedjin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Weecedged Tettijatgedjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never touch oil while unclean.

4. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.