Vigcipmobrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing goose.

Vigcipmobrag created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigcipmobrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigcipmobrag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vigcipmobrag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vigcipmobrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the west.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Vigcipmobrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing purple scarves and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.