Bifbamgum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise pig.

Bifbamgum created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbamgum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bifbamgum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bifbamgum's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bifbamgum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bifbamgum six times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Never wear turquoise shoes.

5. Never feed limes to cats while wearing fawn hats.