Queeglarpbast is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable capybara.

Queeglarpbast created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeglarpbast, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queeglarpbast, he will turn you into a worm.

Queeglarpbast's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Queeglarpbast's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five snails approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.