Vidhotdad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental squirrel.

Vidhotdad created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidhotdad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidhotdad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vidhotdad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vidhotdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Fast once a month.