Shavpaghambatcadnartcidrot Tigsinbid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody narwhal.

Shavpaghambatcadnartcidrot Tigsinbid created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavpaghambatcadnartcidrot Tigsinbid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Shavpaghambatcadnartcidrot Tigsinbid, she will be very sad.

Shavpaghambatcadnartcidrot Tigsinbid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Shavpaghambatcadnartcidrot Tigsinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Hide if five whales approach from the east.

3. Never paint your head green.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.