Listxenkap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous guinea pig.

Listxenkap created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listxenkap, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listxenkap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Listxenkap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Listxenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Always store rice above ground.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.