Jigflapjip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful aardvark.

Jigflapjip created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigflapjip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jigflapjip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jigflapjip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jigflapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jigflapjip.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never wear fawn hats.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Do not covet oxen.