Catladtif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical bear.

Catladtif created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catladtif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Catladtif, he will turn you into a plant.

Catladtif's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Catladtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of rats.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Catladtif on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about bananas.