Davtitquim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish snake.

Davtitquim created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Davtitquim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davtitquim, he will strike you with lightening.

Davtitquim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Davtitquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.