Bodfidfen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered weasel.

Bodfidfen created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodfidfen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodfidfen, it will send you a sign.

Bodfidfen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bodfidfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bodfidfen.

3. You must love Bodfidfen.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed pineapples to sheep while wearing trousers.