Cibsakmif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent elephant.

Cibsakmif created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsakmif, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibsakmif, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cibsakmif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cibsakmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing coats.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.