Higcinlag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless wasp.

Higcinlag created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Higcinlag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higcinlag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Higcinlag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Higcinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five whales in a large pit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing white trousers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not chop down trees.