Limgonpig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil clam.

Limgonpig created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limgonpig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limgonpig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Limgonpig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Limgonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not name children after snails.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.