Nulbamgod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome horse.

Nulbamgod created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulbamgod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nulbamgod, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nulbamgod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nulbamgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.