Yogbodvil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful octopus.

Yogbodvil created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Yogbodvil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogbodvil, he will turn you into a frog.

Yogbodvil's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yogbodvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yogbodvil on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Yogbodvil.

5. Always help sick ants.