Sasnabgub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, loving bird.

Sasnabgub created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasnabgub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasnabgub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sasnabgub's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sasnabgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never leap in the presence of manatees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.