Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing fox.

Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near ducks.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Hapjadtagflagdussgarnart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.