Gomragbegraghontenrillin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair wren.

Gomragbegraghontenrillin created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomragbegraghontenrillin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gomragbegraghontenrillin, she will turn you into a snail.

Gomragbegraghontenrillin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gomragbegraghontenrillin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.