Dodbopgut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise swan.

Dodbopgut created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbopgut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dodbopgut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dodbopgut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dodbopgut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Dodbopgut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.