Wadwonvinvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless lion.

Wadwonvinvan created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Wadwonvinvan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadwonvinvan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wadwonvinvan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wadwonvinvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing white jumpers and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.