Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive hyena.

Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. You must pray to Wabwiptal Cimxuckbon three times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.