Cadladdab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented jellyfish.

Cadladdab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadladdab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadladdab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cadladdab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cadladdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing gray boots and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

2. Hide if six ants approach from the south.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Cadladdab loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.