Milkarhit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying skunk.

Milkarhit created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Milkarhit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Milkarhit, he will turn you into a goat.

Milkarhit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Milkarhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to snakes while wearing jumpers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not cook food in pots.