Lammipgom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid tapir.

Lammipgom created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lammipgom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lammipgom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lammipgom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lammipgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.