Flanrangov is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered badger.

Flanrangov created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Flanrangov, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flanrangov, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flanrangov's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flanrangov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five pigs in a large pit.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must love Flanrangov.

5. Never think about special relativity near rats while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.