Fitmidmad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind skunk.

Fitmidmad created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitmidmad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fitmidmad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fitmidmad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fitmidmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never jump near otters.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.