Gudmisnak Flagkongub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy tortoise.

Gudmisnak Flagkongub created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudmisnak Flagkongub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudmisnak Flagkongub, she will turn you into a worm.

Gudmisnak Flagkongub's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gudmisnak Flagkongub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gudmisnak Flagkongub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about ducks.