Natnuttnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain slug.

Natnuttnat created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Natnuttnat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Natnuttnat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Natnuttnat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Natnuttnat's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Natnuttnat in the centre of the settlement.