Somfossbog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying bat.

Somfossbog created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Somfossbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Somfossbog, she will turn you into a slug.

Somfossbog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Somfossbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never wear turquoise rings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.