Gummitzak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident fairy.

Gummitzak created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gummitzak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gummitzak, it will make you grow a tail.

Gummitzak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gummitzak's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.