Rowpomxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented sheep.

Rowpomxen created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowpomxen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rowpomxen, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rowpomxen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rowpomxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never prepare corn during summer.