Fidveenarpcumjinmobmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain pigeon.

Fidveenarpcumjinmobmon created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Fidveenarpcumjinmobmon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidveenarpcumjinmobmon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fidveenarpcumjinmobmon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fidveenarpcumjinmobmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near rats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into green rooms.