Wanflyflat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful goose.

Wanflyflat created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanflyflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wanflyflat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wanflyflat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wanflyflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear green trousers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.