Hansidnill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane squirrel.

Hansidnill created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hansidnill, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hansidnill, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hansidnill's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hansidnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the west.

4. Always wear red.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.