Fabjanfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous hamster.

Fabjanfom created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabjanfom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabjanfom, it will come to you in dreams.

Fabjanfom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fabjanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Hide from violet grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Never write about amino acids.