Tondambarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless parrot.

Tondambarn created water four years ago.

If you believe in Tondambarn, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tondambarn, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tondambarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tondambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms purple.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.