Lamsinvon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical sheep.

Lamsinvon created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamsinvon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lamsinvon, it will not care.

Lamsinvon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lamsinvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.