Cubpanarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, charitable lizard.

Cubpanarp created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubpanarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cubpanarp, it will think nothing of it.

Cubpanarp's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cubpanarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.