Voglarggepdubwap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent coyote.

Voglarggepdubwap created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voglarggepdubwap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Voglarggepdubwap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Voglarggepdubwap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Voglarggepdubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Voglarggepdubwap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing pink shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

5. Do not listen to music.