Wityimxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless octopus.

Wityimxuck created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wityimxuck, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wityimxuck, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wityimxuck's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wityimxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing cyan boots and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not speak about turnips.