Rillyokhit Stik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced giraffe.

Rillyokhit Stik created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rillyokhit Stik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillyokhit Stik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rillyokhit Stik's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rillyokhit Stik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray immersed in water.