Taddabquam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet elephant.

Taddabquam created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Taddabquam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Taddabquam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taddabquam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Taddabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Taddabquam on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.