Hakdossxin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful bee.

Hakdossxin created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakdossxin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hakdossxin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hakdossxin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hakdossxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while unclean.

2. Hakdossxin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never travel toward the west during winter.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hakdossxin on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in the presence of rats.