Lunvilnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing lion.

Lunvilnig created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunvilnig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunvilnig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lunvilnig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lunvilnig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Lunvilnig.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.