Dinstipjatgid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful yak.

Dinstipjatgid created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dinstipjatgid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinstipjatgid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dinstipjatgid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dinstipjatgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dinstipjatgid on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Dinstipjatgid.