Pomflabtarpcenyatcartof is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage gerbil.

Pomflabtarpcenyatcartof created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomflabtarpcenyatcartof, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pomflabtarpcenyatcartof, she will turn you into a dog.

Pomflabtarpcenyatcartof's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomflabtarpcenyatcartof's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear yellow jumpers.