Himnutquim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident lizard.

Himnutquim created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Himnutquim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himnutquim, she will laugh at you.

Himnutquim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Himnutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Never wear fawn shorts.