Ragtanduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful hummingbird.

Ragtanduss created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ragtanduss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragtanduss, she will turn you into a tree.

Ragtanduss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ragtanduss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the east.

2. Ragtanduss loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never whisper while facing west.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.